So, I got really discouraged about writing the stories, and decided to scrap the idea altogether until further notice. Ah, ze arteest, she eez fecal, no? (rofl I said fecal) Had a great weekend. I ate some fancy Italian food, made a good impression on my girlfriend's grandmother, saw Fright Night, kicked a baby, sacrificed my younger sister to Cthulu, invaded Japan with my army of mutant Giant Japanese Spider Crabs (look them up. You'll shit your pants), threw a shoe at the president, bayonetted a rabbit ( I really did that one. It almost made me cry. I tried to get it in the heart, but it didn't die immediately, so I decapitated it.), assass